Well now where was I? Oh yeah, almost forgot. I’m sorry I was busy basking in the sports writing genius that is me. It happens sometimes.

A certain person presented me with evidence that the New England Patriots did not in fact cheat to beat the Tennessee Titans. Well, this will be my last statement on the subject.

The NFL regulations are very restricting when it comes to kicking-balls. So, it would therefore be almost impossible to doctor one before kicking it. This information was relayed to me by and New England fan, so that makes it suspect. It is however true.

Though it is almost impossible, pride will forever keep me unable to admit that it did not in fact happen. I now consider the matter closed.

Moving on now. Lennox Lewis retires at age 38 as the world’s heavyweight champion. Well, good luck man, you were the best and hope you actually stay retired, and not use this as a ploy to make more money on your next fight.

My assistant has shot down any chance of me covering baseball this season. Something about her loving guys with bats and balls. I don’t know.

Anyway, I do get to cover something this season, I just don’t know what yet. And here I thought I was the boss. Just goes to show that you can’t seperate a woman from her favorite things. Gearing up for the olympics, well the U.S. Soccer team isn’t. These bozos managed to get booted out by Mexico 4-0. Why does our country have to be the one that can never play soccer worth a flip?

A week after the new court ruling, many high-schoolers and college men are flocking to try to get into the NFL. I have some small advice. Avoid the Michael Irvin strategy of hookers, cocaine, crack, and domestic assault and you should go far. The new craze in the world of beauty is the “hot athletic” chick.It’s about time. What can I say, Anna Kournikova can’t play tennis, but who cares? It actually makes the sport worth watching.

Tennis isn’t the most gripping sport to watch on TV, and Martina Navratilova didn’t help matters much. Now things are as they should be.

To the guys on the baseball team, sorry your opening game got postponed versus Mississippi Valley State. It is not your fault that they are too scared to play you guys. Just don’t forget to beat them without mercy when they do muster the backbone.

Well, looks like my ranting is done for this week. Hope you enjoyed as allways and can’t wait to see you all next week. Oh yeah, why is it after the bookie breaks your leg, you still owe him money?