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New Web site for students to evaluate college professors


www.myprofessorsucks.com **** out of 5 stars

Got a problem with a professor? Let the world know about it at www.myprofessorsucks.com. This site has many features including “Rate your prof.,” where you can let everyone know what annoys you about any of your instructors.

Some of the complaints that have been posted are “He would be cool to get drunk and tie behind your car or something, but not to have in an authority position” and “This professor is about as qualified as a squirrel with a magic flute.”

As of now, there are no UTM professors who have been evaluated, so you need to get out and start your bitching.

There is also a section called “Just Ask Ross,” where laughs are guaranteed and answers are optional. Right now the problems that he is focusing on includes a professor that scratches himself in class and someone who is worried that he might be a geek because he is in the marching band (he informs this person that he is more of a dork than a geek, in case you were wondering).

Another feature is “Kasey on College,” which is where some guy, named Kasey oddly enough, rants and raves about beer, dating and everything in between.

His current column focuses on the high prices of college textbooks, which is something we can all relate to. His suggestions include either selling your plasma to make the money or get the students together to sell books to one another.

One of the funniest things about this website is the “Quotes of the Moment” that are at the top of each page. Not all of these quotes have anything to do with college, but they are still extremely funny.

A couple of the most entertaining are “Not all chemicals are bad. Without chemicals such as hydrogen and oxygen, for example, there would be no way to make water, a vital ingredient in beer” and “In elementary school, in case of fire you have to line up quietly in a single file line from smallest to tallest. What is the logic? Do tall people burn slower?”

Most of these are quotes from people like Dave Barry and George Carlin.

When you register for their various contests, you have a one in three chance of winning condoms and calling cards, two of the most important things in a college student's life.

The first 3,600 people to register are entered into the drawing. They are also having a drawing for free hotel accommodations for 10 lucky winners. You are entered into these contests once you sign in and evaluate one of your professors.

Myprofessorsucks.com is a hilarious site that gives bored college students a place to let off some steam about professors and any other thing that might irritate or annoy them. Once you get done visiting this site and stating your opinions, copy what you wrote and send it over to us at the Pacer where we would love to hear what bothers you about UTM or life in general.